call my dick gatsby bc its great
merriamwebsterdictionary: reasons why winter is better than summer: little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿) the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿) sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/ snow is pretty (´･ω･`) no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* ) everything is dead just the way i...
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
danggitsamy: “can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days
understandablydumb: the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed